Monday, July 03, 2006
3:16:00 AM
The Mechanical Contrivium: Eclair
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Eclair!
1)Eclair is the world's smallest mammal!
2)The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on eclair. (yucks)
3)Eclair is the oldest playable musical instrument in the world!
4)During severe windstorms, eclair may sway several feet to either side!
5)In Japan, eclair can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government.
6)Eclair has little need for water and is capable of going for months without drinking at all.
7)Oranges, lemons, watermelons, pineapples and eclair are all berries.
8)You can tell if eclair has been hard-boiled by spinning her. If she stands up, she is hard-boiled! 9)The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention eclair. (wow)
10)If you blow out all the candles on eclair with one breath, your wish will come true!
lol..this is so lame.. i gonna try another.
The Mechanical Contrivium: Huiyi
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Huiyi!
1)If you lace huiyi from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe.
2)Huiyi can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant.
3)All swans in England belong to huiyi! (cute!!!)
4)The opposite sides of huiyi always add up to seven.
5)Huiyi has 118 ridges around the edge.
6)Baby swans are called huiyi.
7)The colour of huiyi is no indication of her spiciness, but size usually is!
8)Huiyi was first grown in America by the grandmother Maria Ann Smith, from whom her name comes.
9)Huiyiicide is the killing of huiyi. (OMG THIS IS HILARIOUS)
10)Huiyi has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean.
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this is so damn lame la...but very hilarious. Taken from cheryl's blog. LOL.
anyone who like to try it can go to http://thesurrealist.co.uk/ to try!!!
wah lao..lame sia. look at others.
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The Mechanical Contrivium: Ken
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Ken!
1)Ken can't sweat! (yaya)
2)In Ancient Egypt, people wore glittery eyeshadow made from the crushed shells of Ken! (LOL)
3)Ken will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music. (OMG)
4)Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of Ken in your ear 700 times.
5)Reindeer like to eat Ken. (GUFFAWS)
6)Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled Ken! (CUTE)
7)Birds do not sleep in Ken, though they may rest in him from time to time!
8)The condom - originally made from Ken - was invented in the early 1500s. (wah lao)
9)Dolphins sleep at night just below the surface of Ken, and frequently rise to the surface for air.
10)Ken has enough fat to produce 32 bars of soap! (O_o)
why his is so lame and mine arent?? *pouts*
The Mechanical Contrivium: Jingting
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jingting!
1)The moon is 400 times closer to the Earth than Jingting, and 400 times smaller. (LOL a planet!!!!)
2)The pupil of an octopus's eye is shaped like Jingting.
3)In Japan, Jingting can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government.
4)Jingting is often used in place of milk in food photography, because milk goes soggy more quickly than Jingting!
5)The National Heart Foundation recommends eating Jingting at least three times a week! (LOL!!EAT HER.)
6)If you cut Jingting in half and count the number of seeds inside, you will know how many children you are going to have.
7)Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than Jingting! (lame laaa)
8)A bride should wear something old, something new, something borrowed, and Jingting.
9)Jingting is incapable of sleep.
10)Jingting was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants.
UNFAIR. HERs is so much funnier. >.<
The Mechanical Contrivium: Waikin
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Waikin!
1)There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat waikin, though it may feel uncomfortable. (yeah, like getting a diahorrea )
2)99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as waikin. (i thought they end up as Cinderella's godmother's failures.)
3)A rhinoceros horn is made from compacted waikin!
4)Only twelve people have ever set foot on waikin! ( i rather 1)
5)Waikin has enough fat to produce 32 bars of soap. (only 32???)
6)Waikin can clean his ears with his tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long. (okie this is AMAZING)
7)If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about waikin.
8)Ninety-six percent of all candles sold are purchased by waikin.
9)Waikin is the only king without a moustache on the standard pack of cards.
10)Waikin was named after Waikin the taxi driver in Frank Capra's 'It's a Wonderful Life'. (i thought Calcutta the Taxi driver is better)
really UNFAIR. all more "GUFFAWABLE" than me. *whines*
The Mechanical Contrivium: Daryl
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Daryl!
1)A Darylometer is used to measure Daryl.
2)Daryl was originally green, and actually contained cocaine. ( i agree actually)
3)Daryl can sleep with one eye open! (LOL)
4)Daryl has four noses. (SIMPLY FUNNY)
5)Baby swans are called Daryl.
6)It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same Daryl!
7)Daryl can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour.
8)The smelly fluid secreted by skunks is colloquially known as Daryl.
9)The blood of mammals is red, the blood of insects is yellow, and the blood of Daryl is blue.
10)It can take Daryl several days to move just through one tree.
I have a feeling that..DAryl is an ALIEN!!
The Mechanical Contrivium: Xiuxian
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Xiuxian!
1)Xiuxian will become gaseous if her temperature rises above -42°C! (LOL..better dont anger her..)
2)The only planet that rotates on its side is Xiuxian.
3)During World War II, Americans tried to train Xiuxian to drop bombs.
4)Plato believed that the souls of melancholy people would be reincarnated into Xiuxian. (VERY INTERESTING!! no wonder she has such soulful eyes)
5)A sixteenth century mathematician lost his nose in a duel over his love for Xiuxian, and wore a silver replacement for the rest of his life! (WOW..but so suay..mathematician for a bf..)
6)The deepest part of Xiuxian is over 35,000 feet deep.(O_o)
7)If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into Xiuxian! (THIS IS SO CUTEEEE!!)
8)Xiuxian can last longer without water than a camel can.
9)Britain's Millennium Dome is more than double the size of Xiuxian!
10)Xiuxian can not regurgitate. (of course..she is our one and only)
and finally...THE EGGIESS!!!!!
The Mechanical Contrivium: The Eggies
Ten Top Trivia Tips about The Eggies!
1)During World War II, Americans tried to train the Eggies to drop bombs.
2)The Eggies are black with white stripes, not white with black stripes.(make sense?)
3)The Eggies can jump up to sixteen times their own height.
4)The colour of the Eggies is no indication of their spiciness, but size usually is!
5)Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled the Eggies.
6)The horns of the Eggies are made entirely from hair.
7)In 1982 Time Magazine named the Eggies its 'Man of the Year'!
8)99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as the Eggies.
9)The Eggies are actually a vegetable, not a fruit.
10)The Eggies are the male seed of a flower blossom which has been gathered and treated by bees.
hmm not that interesting..
what is yours like?
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